Confident of catching the piddler.
Time may soon be up for 'piddler on the roof'. It's only a matter of time before the 'man' police have dubbed "Piddler on the Roof" is caught. The idiot is being sought for urinating on many occasions into a Napier pay-and-display parking machine on the upper floor of a city parking building.
Pictures captured by CCTV surveillance and circulated to media gave a "pretty good' image of the creature who has been spraying the machine several times during the past six months. The published photos means that someone will know who this ass is and posssibly in time we will learn all about his bladder problem. The extreme force of the aimed stream clearly shows that no prostate problem exists!
There was a toilet nearby, which was free to the public, but the ass did not seem to be interested. Meanwhile one who is claiming to be the piddler has been taunting police by calling a radio station, bragging about his exploits.
We are wondering what will/ should happen to the idiot when arrested.

Further headlines.
Wee problem over piddle
'Piddler on the roof' turns himself in
Piddler's flow dries up (+video)
Police search for pay-and-display piddler (+video)
'Piddler on the Roof' taunts police (+video)
Police ask: Do you know pay-and-display piddler? (+video)
Zappy5971
Well he's clearly taking the P*ss or possibly giving it? He needs a good pampering, or at
least an introduction to Huggies night time. Someone needs to remind him that "he's a big boy now" Oh and I will try to keep Hubby under control and stop him wandering about in car parks at night. Sorry :-( Arrested? Only his development. don't shop him, I need him to water my plants...............