Remember when farm horses were simply named Ben, Jill, Bill, or Kay?

Racehorses used to have straight forward names too, but not today. Here are a few names taken from this mornings paper.

Themadmarchhare, Dimondsontheinside, Partywiththeboys, Coulddanskeallnite, Ifionlyhadtime, ,Diamondsareforever, Howmuchyacharging, Imhappyaboutthat.

Maybe the owners want the names to stand out or maybe they just want to be kind of smart.

Imagine the race commentator struggling with even a few of those in the same race.

What would you like to name your champion thoroughbred eg. Cool Magic.